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THElaunch
You may
have noticed a burning sensation lately. Don’t run off to
the free clinic just yet, friend- that’s just Vegas’ summer
sun searing itself into your body. It wants to make friends
with you, just like the Vegas Party Life wants to pal
around with you because you’re just so special. Well, just
like these so-called ‘police’ people are always showing up
when one of our new friends thinks we’re ‘smothering’ or
‘stalking’ it, casino and resort pools have ways of beating
the heat. Bars loaded with enough iced cocktails to build an
alcoholic’s igloo, bronzed hard-bodies prancing around with
misters (the kind that spray cool water, not the kind that
punch you in the face for staring at their misses), acres of
man-made paradise replete with grottos, cabanas, and
waterfalls, and million upon millions of gallons of
gleaming, cool, refreshing water are all available to you.
And it
doesn’t stop there, my THElife elite. Miles of
air-conditioned shopping offer shelter from the sizzling
air, concrete, and asphalt outside. Unlimited gaming areas
are, of course, awaiting your arrival and prove an excellent
diversion from the intense sun outside. There is also no
shortage of dining opportunities, all inventing their own
signature summer dishes and cocktails. When the sun goes
down, make sure you check out the clubs with patios and
balconies- there’s just something electric about partying
under a summer sky. Remember folks, first and foremost, we
are America’s desert oasis.
Here’s to
a hot summer, and I don’t just mean temperature-wise.
Cheers! - David K |
